You are cordially invited to an Invitation only NCAA Bracket Challenge courtesy of QDH Associates, LLC. For your convenience we have provided a FAQ section below:
Who came up with this stupid idea anyway?
To protect the guilty we will just leave that unanswered.
Who won last year?
Bill Malone. Again. If you don't believe it you are free to ask him. I know for a fact he remembers. He has won two years in a row. Apparently retired electricians spent a lot of time studying college basketball.
Who is invited to this silly exercise?
A very small group. Better to keep it small and manageable. There may be twenty or thirty entries. But you are invited to have your kids, significant other, etc…fill out a bracket if you wish.
How much is this going to cost?
Zero. Nada. Nil. Gooseggs. Nothing.
Why in the world would I take time out of my day to join your silly bracket if none of the participants are going to put anything into the pot?
Because it is fun. Just because it doesn’t cost you anything does not mean that it does not pay. One winner will take home the grand prize of 100 dollars in untraceable US currency donated by QDH.
You guys are that cheap? 100? That is all?
Let me answer all questions in the order presented.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
We can’t exactly promote a gambling pool but we can offer prizes and awards. And since we don’t want our clients to be burdened by income taxes we decided to keep the winnings under the reportable threshold.
How is it scored?
Easy. 1 point for first round. 2 points for second round. 3 Points for third round. 4 points for fourth round. 6 points for fifth round. 10 points for the final.
What do I need to do to join?
Follow the the instructions.
How do you guys have time for this?
We don’t. That is why we will delegate these duties.
Have fun. Spring and opening day is around the corner!
Connor Haggerty
QDH Associates, LLC
(816) 630-7728 Office
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